My home work excuses

1. My dog ate it.

2. My religion forbids the wanton waste of time on pointless busy work.

3. No compredo, senorita!

4. I sneezed on it. So in the interest of public safety, the Department of Health ordered it destroyed.

5. I didn't forget to do it. I have amnesia.

6. I was observing the feast of St. Higglemony, patron saint of layabouts and ne'er-do-wells.

7. I did it. I just didn't write it down.

8. I just do it like a boss.

9. I can't release that document for National Security reason.

10. My dad ate it!

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