1. My dog ate it.
2. My religion forbids the wanton waste of time on pointless busy work.
3. No compredo, senorita!
4. I sneezed on it. So in the interest of public safety, the Department of Health ordered it destroyed.
5. I didn't forget to do it. I have amnesia.
6. I was observing the feast of St. Higglemony, patron saint of layabouts and ne'er-do-wells.
7. I did it. I just didn't write it down.
8. I just do it like a boss.
9. I can't release that document for National Security reason.
10. My dad ate it!
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